*don't* knock that off!

[xiane]

Dear squeegee_cat,

Cereal is PEOPLE kibble, not cat kibble, so please to not be knocking the box off the top of the fridge and trying to steal bites of it.

I know that the box is red and you like red. Still doesn't make it yours, cat.

Eat your kibble,
Momma.

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[jdavyd.livejournal.com]

Still doesn't make it yours, cat.

Wrong.

[xiane.livejournal.com]

He's just going to get fat if he keeps stealing our kibble. Plus he eats his.

Of course, he just brought me a mouse to throw, so you can see how tough it is to stay annoyed with him :D

[jdavyd.livejournal.com]

see, that's the thing. he eats his kibble, the your kibble, and now you're going to help him exercise.

[playright.livejournal.com]

King Tsing asks me to translate for him....
People don't seem to understand, you are meant to give us our kibble in the bowl... You put the other things in your mouth and they are good. Those noisy things make the noise of our kibble and you put them in your bowl. We own you and are entitled to eat what you eat. We want, even if it isn't appealing, to taste and smell everything in your hand, on the weird metal things, the circles and bowls. Maow

[squeegee-cat.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Tsing! I keep trying to tell her that it sounds like my food and SHE eats it, so it must be for me, too! Maybe she'll listen to you!

She never listens to ME. *sulk*

[playright.livejournal.com]

*mrowem* I understand, let's go tuck our noses under our tails, we are impenetrable when in the kitty coil...

[ismene.livejournal.com]

Squeegee has a favorite color? That's so cute!

[ashbet]

Oh, how wrong you are . . . EVERYTHING IS CAT FOOD!!! Including carpet lint and . . . recycled cat food! (Our Mom gets really upset when we do this, which makes no sense at all.)

Sincerely,

-- Gozer and Zuul, commandeering the laptop!

[eclectic-circle.livejournal.com]

i lurve me some kitties too. this is too cute and just made me giggle, thanks!

[xiane.livejournal.com]

How many do you have - do I remember that you have three? I love the fluffy black one you posted about over on the Etsy forum! Sooooo cute.

Squeege is well-known around these parts for having a BIG personality. [he even has his own LJ, he insisted on it!]

[eclectic-circle.livejournal.com]

we have three furry critters, birkenstock (calico) is large and in charge, alchemy (short hair black) is the big stupid one and zombi is our fluffy fave. :D that it too funny, i looked at his LJ and the cat myspace thing. just hilarious!

[ladylizbet.livejournal.com]

Good Grief, that cat of yours is into *everything!* lol.

I should warn you, it's not just the people kibble, goosiebn's cats like musli.

Odd carnivores if you ask me. lol.

xx