momma NOT equal to mouse!

[xiane]

Dear squeegee_cat,

I thought we had an understanding about this mouse-fetching game.

When I say "Where's your mouse?" that does NOT mean you should jump up and smack me in the face!

Momma's face is NOT EQUAL to the furry little mouse, you goober. Also, while we're discussing it, chewing on my arm really won't convince me that I should play fetch with you. We need to work on your signals, little man.

Love,
MommaNotMouse

[x-posted to note_to_cat]

Comments

[djsolaries.livejournal.com]

how cute!! :) My kitty swats at my back legs if I don't hurry and do something when I am suppose too.

--Carolynn

[http://users.livejournal.com/ding_0_/]

Mine bites the back of my legs. Sometimes he is surprised and offended when he gets a big mouthful of 20 eye doc instead of soft calf muscle.

[djsolaries.livejournal.com]

ouch!

and you KNOW it's love--

[jesusbunny.livejournal.com]

When the humans get galloped over/on/across in the middle of the night and the cats aren't strung up by their whiskers the next morning! I think the kitty-universe is in major upheaval this week, or sumthin'.
-daBunny

[ladylizbet.livejournal.com]

What a bad kitty boogerboy.

Maybe, since you throw the mouse, the mouse smells of you?

Maybe he's just been a dunderhead.

xx

[kiss-me-suicide.livejournal.com]

You made an LJ for your cat.
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[stripey-girl.livejournal.com]

You made me laugh on a Tuesday, quite a feat.

[dusks-requiem.livejournal.com]

Awe! That's adorable. lol.

[eure-maum.livejournal.com]

He he he.

That reminds me of what Buster did this morning. Buster is my SILs cat who doesn't particularly like me. He's 8 years old and set in his ways which means no picking up and cuddling with no matter who you are. This morning, besides meowing his head off for treats, he was particularly pathetic and rubbed up against my legs to get me to give him some. HE NEVER DOES THAT TO ME. Silly kitty.

[seeliespright.livejournal.com]

But your nose: it's so cute and mouse-like!