From the Local News file.

[xiane]

Using a hearse as your getaway car will NOT be inconspicuous.

Monkey eats news copy, takes over segment. [opens to video]
... I saw this one and couldn't stop laughing.

Comments

[dizzyblind.livejournal.com]

People are stupid. Two guys just robbed a 7-11 here on Halloween. They poured hot chocolate on the clerk's face and then stole the money. They only got away with $200. Assholes. Well the one guy was wearing a Jason mask that he bought from the costume store that my boyfriend runs so now Greg's all involved in the dumb shit as a witness for what the guy looks like.