Blatantly stolen from inefficiency!

[xiane]

Listed below are five answers. Comment with five questions that you feel best suit the answers; they can be funny, silly, stupid, serious, or anywhere in between. If you like this, put it in your own journal with five answers of your own.


1. Ether.
2. I will never go back.
3. About fifty bucks.
4. A bowl of cereal.
5. Probably tomorrow afternoon.

Now with answers! You hafta read my comments to see 'em.

Comments

[inefficiency.livejournal.com]

After this commercial break, you'll be playing in the Winner's Circle for $25,000 at the top of the pyramid!

My answers.

[xiane.livejournal.com]

1. What's the best way to get a hot date?

2. The best response upon seeing Picard/Professor X slash for sale at a science fiction convention?

3. How much mbickers would pay for said slash?

4. What it's probably worth...?

5. When M will finally get around to reading this and decide she must destroy me...?

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

I'll only destroy you if you didn't gimme! SLASH SLASH SLASH! I got a variant Prof X the other day, for $2. He has movable... appendages. Mwahahahahaha...

...Here, read this. That's punishment enough.

Wait, on second thought, read this. *hums* Don't you worry...

I WILL destroy you!

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo, incest!

And the aftermath!

[danguyf.livejournal.com]

1. Which is my favorite bunny when celebrating the resurrection?
2. What does Sigourny Weaver say after every Alien movie, before they drop the mad money on her?
3. Given his current net worth, what (approximately) would be a more appropriate nom de rap for Fifty Cent?
4. What did the stoner who mixed up his grains with his weeds get?
5. What might the prequel to "The Day After Tomorrow" be titled?

[seeliespright.livejournal.com]

1. Whee! spinny! Happy!
2. The squirrels have eaten my brains.
3. Cow meat.
4. Tastes like burning.
5. Hubcap.

[darkcure.livejournal.com]

1) What's funnier than wasabi to put in someone's drink?
2) What will you never hear the woman say in a trailerpark wifebeating joke?
3) After months of comparison shopping, I came to what price on a black market abortion?
4) What's almost as satisfying as the morning gin?
5) When would these jokes have been funnier?

[glitterdream.livejournal.com]

1. what's your middle name?
2. ever think about loving country music again?
3. what am i worth to you?
4. what did you see in your dream last night?
5. when will J's aunt get on my nerves again?

*giggles*
:P