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I regret to report that [livejournal.com profile] briskpepper is ASKING for an ass-kicking.

GIVE UP THE BED, BITCH.

>_

2003-05-29 03:50 (UTC)
by [identity profile] blackradish.livejournal.com
Yeah, my man-appendage has a habit of elbowing me in the head or stealing my pillow. Men should come with not only instruction manuals, but cattleprods.

2003-05-29 23:55 (UTC)
by [identity profile] ismene.livejournal.com
Things like that are why the weeds in my garden patch are so healthy. Thriving, even.

Boys who snore and wake me up get kicked until they either stop or end up on the floor.

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