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[xiane]

Hi there. My name's Chris; you might know me from such posts as "This Week at The Dawning" and "Totally Irrelevant Meme."

I'm not in the best of moods today.

I'm trying to be upbeat, but I forsee - despite some plans to the contrary - locking myself away on my castle turret all night tonight. Just forwarning you [you = everyone].

Ever just have one of those days where you wake up and immediately just want to start screaming "gahhhh! gaaaaaaaah gaah gaah GAAAAHHHH!"

Me either, but it sure sounds funny in theory, yes?

Can I go back to bed now, please?