Just when things at Das Spooky House couldn't get any weirder...

[xiane]

... my hearse is here.

Things to know:

It is both really pretty and pretty ugly. It needs a paint job and has copious amounts of rust.
There are about a million details to a hearse! Lots of little nooks to store things. All of the nooks seem to have acorns in them.
It smells like old old house.
The damn thing sits HIGH.
There's a hole in the floorboard, driver's side. There's also the small problem that the gas tank seems to be bungee corded on.
Lots of chrome. Really dirty and rusty chrome.
The interior is blue. It is really cool in the back.
There's a plexiglass seperator between driver and... passenger[s]. Taxi for the dead!

I'll try and get pics some time today.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/ding_0_/]

TOO COOL! I'll have to get you to give us a ride around town next time we are down there!

And I learned from Myth Busters between them blowing up stuff that coke makes a good chrome cleaner (but poor spermacide)

[mr-squidge.livejournal.com]

please gimme a ride. i need to feel the air rush between my tentacles.

[xiane.livejournal.com]

I will SO give you a ride. By then, it should be luxurious!

I'll keep the coke thing in mind. Both recommends. *giggle*

[xiane.livejournal.com]

Perhaps one of the rust spots will make an admirable Squidge-Roof.

[glass-grenade.livejournal.com]

Word up, homey! yo yo yo.

[crossbonesdj.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see it!

[metachre.livejournal.com]

that you own a hearse supremely kicks ass. how marvelous for you!

[radiantdaffodil.livejournal.com]

Will it also be a taxi fo the Un-dead? Bahahhaa...*giggle*

I totally want a ride ;o)

[javafiend.livejournal.com]

I'll have to dig out some of my old romantigoth stuff so I can properly ride in the back. ^_^

[newlyrisendead.livejournal.com]

Let me just advise from experience, that you will probably want to get rid of that plexiglass separator. When driving at night you cant see through the rear-view mirror with oncoming traffic. Driving a hearse already makes parallel parking hard, but when you cant even see the back, a lot worse. ;)

lucky

[13ghosts.livejournal.com]

Can i help you pimp it out? its been a dream of mine!!! *O.O* **big eyes**
you kick ass girly!!! ^_^

[xiane.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the advice! I was wondering about that, actually, in my all-too-brief sojourn in the driver's seat yesterday.

My baby's going to need a LOT of work.